Watch this: The Matilda Bigfoot Video [ParaBreakdown]


Dr. Melba Ketchum has set her Bigfoot DNA study's first supplementary video of Matilda to private, but that did not stop Phil from ripping the video and doing a breakdown. He writes, "So is this the real deal? Right. So this BF has a rate of around 6 breaths per minute --- did you know that a sperm whales rate of breathing is around 5 breaths per minute? I call BS."



Here's an article of how the Erickson Project obtain this footage:

Although Erickson captured sasquatch several times in clear, crisp images, he soon realized people would still dismiss his video as a hoax.

“The more evidence we got, scientists started backing away further and we got really tired,” he says.

“We realized DNA was the only thing.”

He hired Dr. Leila Hadj-Chikh, a biologist, who has a PhD in ecology and evolutionary biology, from Princeton University, along with Dennis Pfohl who set out to collect blood, saliva, hair and skin samples.

A resident of Colorado, Pfohl, is an avid outdoorsman who had some strange encounters while camping in the backcountry.

Married with four children, he has spent the past six years hunting sasquatch with a camera and baiting them with food for samples of their DNA. The Erickson Project picked sites in Maple Ridge, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee and Alabama where they knew they could get close to the creatures.

Pfohl says the reports from those locations were credible and the sasquatch were known to return to the areas, especially to snack on human food.

Much like bears, it seems the sasquatch have a taste for garbage and sweet things. Pfohl spent six months of the year visiting the research sites, trying to perfect his techniques.

He’s missed birthdays, many Christmases, his son’s graduation.

“Cumulatively it takes thousands of hours to collect the DNA,” he says.

“I have spent days in tree stands, on the ground, in tall weeds, with ticks, rain, snow, hell.”

Pfohl’s baited the sasquatch with dog food but finds cakes and candy – Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Susie Qs – are what they like best.

He’d leave them at the site for two or three days and is confident it was sasquatch that took the snacks rather than a raccoon or bear.

He also figured pancakes were an inexpensive and quick-to-create bait.

When he didn’t have time to cook pancakes, he’d drive to a local McDonalds and buy a stack. Sasquatch like them smothered in syrup. “I often think I’m leading to their early death by cardio vascular disease. Or the poor things will end up with tooth decay because of all the sweets,” he says with a laugh.

Pfohl sees himself as someone on a mission to find answers.

“A lot of scientists won’t risk their reputations or careers on this,” he says.

“The discovery of a species – a bipedal hominid – that is the greatest discovery of modern day man.

“How could they live all these years and we didn’t know they were there?

“The fact is people do see them. Hunters talk about them all the time but no one acknowledges it. People think I’m nuts.”

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  1. "People think I'm nuts."

    Perfect way to end a Bigfoot story.

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    1. #looneytoons approved all day long

      never a truer candidate to be categorized here

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    2. Holy napping neanderthals, Batman!

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    3. 11:48 100% #skeptard approved.

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    4. And the academy award for best hoaxer goes to....Dr Melba Ketchum for "chumps and their change"!!!! I'd like to thank all the martards for believing in me and Bigfoot and my parents for putting me through school and God for making such gullible stupid people! Thank you all!

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    1. Some of these people don't relize if you keep up these scams and are profiting from them it's racketeering...do people donate money to her and her team? Dose she have a crowd of people around her working as a shell...

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    2. Your right! It's a form of racketeering if she collects money from individuals she has "tricked" into believing that this stuff is real and it's not!!!

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    3. That's what a scam is!! Trick people out of their money in one way or another by deceiving them - con artist!!! Hmmmm I smell a RAT!

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    4. Anon 12:44 back in the day they were called snake oil salesmen. I think we should revive the term. I wonder what lessons the autistic children are going to learn from all this?

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    5. That a fool and his money are easily parted :)

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    6. Snake oil salesmen were tarred and feathered by those that they duped.

      Footers are too delusional to know that they've been had, or...they know they've been had and are too embarrassed to admit it.


      Ohhhh the shame.

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    7. It is the price tag that tells you its a hoax.

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    8. I'd love it if someone put it on BitTorrents hint hint ahem, like possibly Pirate Bay then we'd get it for free and the hoax over!

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  3. A comment from Ben Radford:
    "I've read it, it's really, really funny."

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  4. so sasquatch is as mighty as the sperm whale...who knew?got to go buy my melba paper,see ya

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  5. today many a smug skeptic will go to bed with a smile on their face and sleep extremely well:)

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    1. Only because of how funny this all is, not for gloatatious reasons.

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    2. They'll sleep well because their stomachs will be FULL OF CROW muhahahaha

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    3. are the bleevers gonna eat crow now they know for a fact science rejects melbas paper?

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    4. She's a con artist, collecting money from people by deceiving them!

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    5. Yep it is the perfect grift or long con going down here!

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  6. Nothing unusal about the breaths per minute at all - entirely consistent with sleep. And they are mostly human according to the dna

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    1. they probably googled "how many breaths per minute in human sleep" and then made the video to that ahaha

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  7. Boy is Bigfoot gonna be sad when learns there are no more Twinkies. As an advocate of animal rights though I am appalled that they seem intent on making fat Squatches with type 2 diabetes but then again since it looks to be an absolute pile of doo doo I ain't that fussed.

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    1. They like fig newtons as much as twinkies so it's really not a big deal.

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    2. Squatches need human rights, not animal rights, so don't be too upset.

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  8. scott carpenters got some videos up today about the dna study

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    1. "Bigfoot Licks Trail Camera - Possible Ketchum Study DNA Donor " ROFL

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    2. Master of the "leaf squatch".

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  9. I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a real Sasquatch video today.

    Wimpy

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  10. Confirms on all points as a sperm whale.

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    1. Wow a HD blobsquatch close up!

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    2. Hahaha, that's funny! HD blob squatch! She should be arrested! She is a con artist - the next level or maybe higher than a common Bigfoot hoax or prank! It's not for fun - it's to work people out of their money!

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    1. more like 1,000,000 - 0 but yeah

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    2. BFF game over. Members Only now. They just killed their traffic :)

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  12. Gee, you'd think they would pan the whole body and maybe get the head/face? How about making a noise to wake it up so we can get great look at it and see it run away? Maybe it would growl, howl, or chatter at the video upon awakening.

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    1. Get out of here with your common sense!

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    2. A wildlife researcher wouldn't do something like that.

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    3. I know, right. Someone could have thrown a Ding Dong at it for Squatch Sakes.

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    4. A wildlife documentarian wouldn't disturb an animal like that it would however make sure the whole freakin' animal was in shot!!!!! If this is the best of the Ericson footage what's the worst?

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    5. This isn't the best it's probably the worst to use your wording, they have video of a nine foot male apparently so hold your horses.

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    6. 12:41, are you talking about the Standing footage?

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    7. That was a fraction of the video.

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    8. Why not release it? I don't understand this we have amazing footage blah blah and not show it! What's there to lose?

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  13. Am I sensing a little jealousy by the reviewer?

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    1. Why? Because he didn't get Todd Standing to work a beach inflatible foot pump for him, too?

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  14. I'm guess this whole Hostess Brands thing about striking, bankruptcy and closing the plant was really on the part of the Govt and anti-Sasquatch people like Musky Allen, to prevent the production of Twinkies, Ho-hos and Ding Dongs, so the Erikson Project could no longer use those products to bait sites.
    Looks like McDonalds is going to announce the discontinuation of the McGriddle also, they dont want it to be used to lure Bigfoot.

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  15. People are beginning to get in touch with the co-authors and it ain't looking good for Vulva Scratchum.

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  16. When a guy named Jizz is more accurate than any bigfoot scientist when it comes to bigfoot claims, you know the ship is sinking. Anyone believing in bigfoot (like really believing, not just playing along for the lols, or campfire stories etc) is either a fool, or getting paid.

    So, this is a serious question to all bigfoot believers that post here. What makes you believe? Are you being fooled, or fooling someone?!

    lmao.

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    1. I just think it is possible for some thing to be out there that we don't know.. I'm a hunter, I've been in the deep woods of MN and haven't seen anything but I'm not out there all year long. Have I seen a wolf, no. Lynx, no. Bear, no. Cougar, yes. If I want looking at that one spot that one second I would of never seen it. Them critters are sneaky and know when someone is around.
      I do not believe all these other clowns but Melba is throwing it all on the line. Ill wait to hear what the real sciencetists have tosay

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    2. I believe in Bigfoot from all the native American stories I've heard. I've never seen one but my father has. something exists out there. the only odd experience I've had is when three shadow demon beings tried attacking me.

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    3. Anon 12:25 the real scientist have spoken, no offer for a peer review or publication in a scientific journal is pretty much akin to your full of it get lost.

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    4. Oh boy, here we go with the Indian stories again.

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    5. As much as I respect the Native Americans, not everything they believe in is real. Just you know throwing that out there

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  17. WHERE IS MULDER TO SPOUT HIS BULLSHIT???

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    1. He's in a secure bunker (mom's basement), trying to figure out a way to put a positive spin on this thing.

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    2. i think hes in trouble for spending $30 on his moms credit card

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    3. Mulder's being kept in a super double secret holding area of the bff. When his butt heals they'll release him back into the wild like the little rabid ferret he is.

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  18. They call believers blind followers yet not a single frigging troll has even bothered to actually look for the actual paper. You demanded data, data, data. Now it is self pub, self pub, self pub. Anything to avoid reading the paper.

    Have you wondered WHY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE DATA YET? Where is the parabreak down trashing it? The CoT? How about anything from the big names in the bigfoot field? Nothing? Matt is silent? Why has Shawn done nothing but post the same thing over and over? Do you really believe FB/FB, Team Tazer, Dyer, BFRO, all of them have not read the reports yet?

    Why are they still silent? Could it be because they have seen the data and have nothing to say? They don't see any cracks to trash?

    Why don't you skeptics and trolls do the same. Read it, digest it. Find a problem with it. Ask why NO ONE is talking about it except trolls and the believers.

    Come on all the "names", I want to hear what you guys think of it too.

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    1. When an obvious fraud, who has been bilking a senile old millionaire for five years, creates a fake and shoddy scientific journal for the sole purpose of self publishing her crappy paper, pardon me for not pissing away $30 to read the POS.

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    2. Don't worry fat Jim, she will be crucified, with her words. Give it a day or so ok, cupcake?

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    3. chill jimbo its all fun and games

      if you accept theres no bigfoot (which there isnt) then its all good fun

      just sit back with a beer and enjoy the show:)

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    4. Okay I've read it and I'm going to back through it again, but there are some serious problems. For one thing much of her paper seems to hinge on her sample 26 which from it's description (tissue and hair) sounds like the steak, but when you look up 26 on her table of samples it lists it as a toenail from Arizona. Going through her table listing the provenience of her samples, there is nothing that matches the description of the steak even though it is discussed and described in the main body of the paper. Big problem. Did she go in and remove the obvious references to the steak after the recent bear reveal, but left the main information in the body of the paper? Yikes. One of the other 3 samples that had the nuDNA sequenced is #140. Only problem is her list of samples and their provenience only goes up to #111. Is it supposed to be #14? Who knows. So two of the main samples that she relies on have problems with their provenience.

      On the mtDNA she has 16 diffenent haplotypes mostly common type for white people in North American, yet she leaps to the conclusion that this means that all of these haplotypes came over as a result of the Solutrean hypothesis with no reasoning at all behind that claim. Nothing. It's a complete non-sequetor.

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    5. Yes, sit back with all of these drunken skeptards here and admire their powers of perception, about equivalent to those of a wino collapsed in a Chicago alley.

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    6. That's "non sequitur" to you and me.

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    7. Nope think the anon above sounds like he knows his stuff unlike yourself who appears to be a complete moron.

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    8. The problem here Jim is they know they do not have enough knowledge to understand it even if they did read it, what we need is the reviewers reports she says she has and an independent geneticists viewpoint.

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    9. 12:34 is in denial of facts.

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    10. 12:34 could you give us some indication as to your professional background.

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    11. Ladies and gentlemen we have a celebrity Big time publisher of a true"scientific jornal" among us. Welcome Robin Lynn Pheifer, or whatever name you are using now.

      Robin, now using the name :
      Robin Haynes, was identified as Editor on the front cover of our brand newly created "Scientific Journal" De Novo. Congratulations on the birth of a new website, I believe the birthday was Feb 4th, of this year - correct?

      So within 15 minutes of me mentioning it here at JREF, her name was removed from the front cover, and no names in contact us etc, it all seems to be gone! Thats a real shame Robin, you ought to be getting credit for all your hard work!

      Lucky for you, when you google De Novo, one of the links is for contact us, and for whatever reason, your name appears there on the google link, even thought it has been scrubbed from the De Novo website.

      For those of you coming late to this game, a very brief recap of who Robin Haynes, AKA pheifer, AKA Lynn etc etc is!
      She is the woman in michigan with 10 bigfoots inhabitting her 10 acre michigan property. She routinely feeds then Blueberry Bagels, and went over to russia for burtsevs dog and pony show, which ended in her publically blasting Meldrum apparently because he was not willing to be hoaxed!

      Anyway, thanks for reading us Robin, you are always welcome here, just wish you wouldn't try to sneak around, thats totally beneath someone with the stature of a big time scientific journal editor, you ought to participate her to educate us!
      CWB

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    12. Give it time Jim, it is only lunchtime after all. I would have thought that some of the "names" maybe want to run it by a few people who know what they're talking bout first. I'm sure that Curtino and the lab who tested the "steak" will have something to say for sure. It does say a lot that she was forced into self publishing and to be honest a lot of us anon skeptics all predicted how this would pan out even down to charging you to view it. I'd love nothing more than to be proved wrong but Melba and a moving rug aren't gonna do it. I would imagine there'll be an SWP video anytime soon....

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    13. Hey Big Jim Jr., what did you wanna email me about earlier? My Bizarre Zoology email isn't working for some reason, so try coondog1015@aol.com

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    14. I read that they got a screenshot of the page and copied the text, before Blueberry Bagel's name was removed.

      This CWB guy is gonna hand Melba's ass to her.

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    15. I heard Big Jim Jr has footage of his weener .... yeah its a short film

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    16. Wow - nothing like having a habituator as your editor to establish faith in your journal.

      I look forward to your next post CWB. I hope you will continue to enlighten us with these gems of truth that are hidden away from us.

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    17. Why do you think hes called Jr

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    18. Hey Fat-Jim.......Did you ever stop to think that Trent university has already exposed this ?

      If you don't, you will soon. How does that lab get Ursus american us but Ketchum gets Bigfoot?


      Its simple, her method was bullshit and since you are evidently too boneheaded to figure this out. Let me do it for you:


      Real and credible scientific journals backed by real and credible scientists have deliberated and the verdict was: BULLSHIT!


      What else was left for Ketchum to do? Oh, that's right, make a website and journal up out of thin air and self promote it in an attempt to make money.


      You are officially a retard Jim, just like all of the rest church of Bigfoot members.

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  19. Thousands of eye witnesses ...Just sayin

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    1. Thousands of lie witnesses ...Just sayin

      FIFY

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  20. Phil you are suck a DUMB ASS..fat idiot

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    1. Somebody was just here looking for you, Mulder.

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  21. I like where he explains that good clear video proof of a subject merely causes 'science' to back away.

    Just another too-clever-by-half attempt at excusing the absence of any good photography-- anything at all! ; when the true reason is: there IS none.

    Scammers

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    1. I agree. Science has already backed away. So, show the rest of world the crisp clear close up photos. Oh wait...almost forgot... I'll get nothing and like it.

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    2. PGF is there for you. Study the damned thing.

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    3. It is and it's long been deemed no hoax, mainstream science have not backed away they're part of the government instructed cover-up.

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    4. We've got all we can get from the PGF. If Erikson has the video that he claims to, it's time to release it.

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    5. That's always the get out clause right? The government cover up! Why would they bother? That's right because society could crumble as science and religion would be destroyed instantly! There would be total anarchy in the USA! People would be trashing churches and burning down laboratories and colleges all across the states!! It's the real reason the Pope resigned (that's right folks it wasn't because he's sick or was a member of the Hitler youth or was in charge of covering up all the child sex abuse claims for years and years) it's because all the Vatican's spies told him that Ketchum was going to bring the whole house of cards down via PPV journal release!!!!
      Okay, reality check here. Step one: make a bold claim like Bigfoot is real and human and must be granted Constitutional rights! Step two: Attack those who question your claims or get your little self assembled blogging militia to do it for you because they are so desperate to be proved right and you've said like totally what they've all been thinking! Of course with them doing this you can still maintain your image as the victim of horrible mysognistic attacks and the science mafia who are determined to silence the truth!! Step 3 and 4 (I think?): Delay, delay, delay and delay for years because this is a long term grift and you have to be patient before payday! Yay!
      Step 5 has changed a little, no longer is it I've been the victim of Ed Smith or Rick Dyer it is I must get the truth out somehow and there is an actual product and guess what? You can buy it yourself! Yes get your genuine, 100% real deal, "boneyfidey," Squatch DNA study right here for the bargain price of what? $100? $79.95? What it's gotta be at least $50?! Nope the rock bottom price for this self published non-scientifically approved DNA study with free, that's right free Matilda's 40 winks video thrown in is wait for it..... Someone here must be crazy!!!.... It's only $30!!! Plus, soon you'll be able to buy the shirt too cos that's how real science is done folks!

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    6. you forgot dogs and cats living together

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  22. Phil is a self impressed douche.

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  23. Someone needs to call in G.I. Jose to get to the bottom of this.

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  24. We need Henry May to dig into this. With his insight from the basement of his mom's house, i'd bet he could rival M.K. Davis.

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  25. Dr. Leila Hadj-Chikh has a PHD in evolutionary biology. I'm guessing some of you also have similar PHDs as well ?

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    1. I have a PHD in keeping an open mind. I'm all for giving this whole study a fair shot.

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    2. Me too, never mind the buzzcock trolls.

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    3. Then release the freaking videos!

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  26. Shirley you can't be serious? And yes, I called you Shirley.

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  27. Let me see if I have all this right so far...the much anticipated DNA paper has been published, but not by a renowned and respected journal? However it was published by Melba herself and this new publication was given a website she just created a couple days ago?

    Oh and you too can view this scientific masterpiece for the nominal fee of $30??!! And the bonus is you get to see what is basically the worst looking costume ever made with no discernible features mind you, with an idiot inside...breathing!!! My god! The overwhelming evidence!!

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  28. According to the whois records, the denovojournal.com domain was registered on February 4, 2013. Denovoscientificpublishing.com was registered February 11, 2013 and doesn't even have a website, just a Wix placeholder page. Both are private registrations so there's no contact information. Looks like this was a very recent idea. There are leftovers in my fridge that have been around longer than Denovo Journal.

    This whole journal move was a knee jerk reaction on Dr Ketchup's part. She is looking for a way to postpone once again but with all here excuses gone. She had to self publish with no science to back it up.

    We are seeing the last death throws of the Dr Ketchup saga.

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    1. It is funny and ironic that the Big Foot community is the most skeptical of all about this paper. Anything related to bigfoot's existence is immediately called into question, whether it is a video or a paper written by a person who has had years of forensic DNA experience as well as being used as an experts in courts of law.

      And the funniest thing and most ironic thing of all is that the Bigfoot Community themselves have created the air of distrust by constantly perpetuating hoaxes, giving a platform for hoaxers, who only want to raise their public profile, over and over again.

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    2. This is the problem of reporting on statements, and reposting videos of known hoaxers...you become unable to tell the facts from fiction.

      Enough with the character attacks, let the paper and the data presented stand on its own.

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    3. There's no record of Ketchum being used as a witness or anything in a court of law

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  29. Hmm...idk it's one of those inconclusive videos where you can't prove if it's real. I sorta feel like Phil needs to act a bit more professional in these videos, but I'm not trying to be rude I just feel like he often uses slang and scoffs at the video without doing too intense of an examination.

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  30. Is the denovo journal a foriegn publication? Maybe all the credible publications were notified by our government not to allow the her study results to be published. It just seems to me something in this whole menagerie is very fishy!

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    1. That smell sir is usually associated with cow farming, especially the rearing of bulls...

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    2. No its not foreign. Melba launched the website herself and made the journal up. Its just her self-promoting.

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  31. The whole argument against this being a bigfoot is 6 breaths a minute--
    The avg adult breaths is 15 times a minute--When sleeping it is even less.
    Six breaths a minute is common for relaxation--5 seconds in breath followed by a long 10 second out.
    Not much of a breakdown based on the number of breaths. Not even taking into account an animal that is sick with respiratory issues. The breaths could be even shorter.
    This site needs a new breakdown specialist. One that actually thinks before he concludes.

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    1. Wrong. The whole argument against this being a bigfoot is that there's absolutely nothing in the video that would indicate this IS a bigfoot.

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    2. Don't know where you got your info on human breaths/min, but they are WRONG. Human breaths/min are ideal at 16/min. Anything lower is not ideal. And if there is a respiratory issue such as a cold or pneumonia, the respiratory rate will INCREASE to compensate. I am a nurse. I know.

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  32. Emergency meetings have been called across the states at various Golden Coral locations. We'll have answers very soon.

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  33. I just submitted my ManBearPig paper to the Denovo Journal:)

    EXCELCIOR!

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    1. If they reject it, just claim persecution by mainstreamers and compare yourself to Galileo.

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  34. Hey Dumbass--read the comment
    So this BF has a rate of around 6 breaths per minute --- did you know that a sperm whales rate of breathing is around 5 breaths per minute? I call BS."
    Dumbfuck

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    1. He did read it! What does a sperm whale have to do with anything? Can't call BS on it. It's just a small part of the video.

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    2. The larger the species the lower the breathing rate. The kodiac brown bear has a breathing rate of 6 to 10 breaths/min at rest. They are of comparable size to the supposed sasquatch.

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  35. they should have put shaving cream on his hand while he was sleeping and then tickeled his nose.

    Retired Navy guy

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  36. Serious Question: Has Anyone seen Anything on this site in the last 2 years that has convinced them beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sasquatch is Real? I myself, have not. If you have, please share.

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    1. Thousands of eye witnesses... Just sayin

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    2. Thousands of mistaken bears, elk, tree stumps, guys in ghille suits, kids hoaxing FBFB, guys in ape suits and just plain attention seeking liars.... Just sayin

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    3. I do agree with the thousands of witnesses argument. Not every single one of them is a delusional liar cuckoo bird. I'm just saying, I haven't seen anything on this Bigfoot Evidence blog that has convinced me. I'd rather hear the old hunter's stories than a lot of the manufactured garbage that has flooded the field as of late.

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    4. Surely, the vast majority are mistaken identity, hoaxes, etc...I just can't buy that every single one of them fall into one of these categories. Especially when you're dealing with hunters and other trained observer types.

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    5. Stop looking for Bigfoot on the Internet . He doesn't reside here! For evidence you need to get off your butt and actually look. I love how all you homebody sceptics wait for others to supply you with evidence and put hard work in it then in one lazy ass comment you discount everything. Of course there is going to be a ton of hoaxed crap on the Internet ! It's the Internet you fools!

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    6. Normally that one comment is because it's obviously bs either that or it's someone showing a blobsquatch that could be anything and takes ten viewings to see! No one is providing any real evidence for us naughty sceptics to get our teeth into untill you shut us up with a body! Make sure you take a rifle with you next time and silence us all with your Squatch corpse!

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    7. So, how are all of those thousands of hours in the field working out for you? Much like the Finding Bigfoot crew, I assume. If this creature is actually found, the internet will be the first place most of the world will find out about it. Don't you know if you go looking for a Squatch, you'll never find one? You're either meant to cross their path in your lifetime, or your not. No matter how many times you howl into the woods or bang sticks on trees won't make a damn bit of difference. I do applaud those who continue to try though. Squatch On....Just quit making Shizz up.

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  37. "Serious" question...on a Bigfoot Blog. That's Rich.

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  38. breathes per min is attainable.Especially an animal in peek physical conditionWhat did everyone really expect,brought out like King Kong?If the science is there let it be..All u bandwagoners are getting really tiresome..Everyone laughs at her credentials but she is a vet..would love to see the occupations of some of the Hemmingways we have here.

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    1. And once again shawn and his buddies from team GAYzer are at it again. Get the fuck off the fence shawn! It's sad but your game is up.

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  39. Who cares what one's occupation is? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to distinguish between a hoax and reality. No offense, but your post is really tiresome.

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    1. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see a scam artist from a mile away either, if this really is so important and accurate a study why not share it for free? Why try to ask $30 for it? Why not just go "here Belivers is the proof you have been waiting for!!" and give it away?

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  40. I just want to personally thank Shawn and the rest of the bigfoot community for giving me the information to resolve my decades-long questions about the existence of bigfoot. Before I started reading this blog, I was about 50/50 on whether bigfoot actually existed.

    Now, I can confidently state I am 100% sure they do not exist and every post here confirms my conclusion. Thanks!

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  41. Melba Ketchup is a cotton headed ninny muggins!!!!!

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  42. Dear Melba,

    Thank you for your tireless efforts in exposing the entire BF believer community as bird brained, gullible, mentally diseased fools. As a reward, please take another all expenses paid trip to Greece on my dime.

    Sincerely,

    Wally

    PS, I understand that our friend Mulder has locked himself in his mother's closet and has a cap gun to his head. Please call the authorities so he can be involuntarily committed to an asylum STAT.

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    1. Hey Wally can I go to Greece with Melba too?? PLEASE!??

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  43. people always say you cant prove that bigfoot doesnt exist because you cant prove a negative.

    well i think ketchum has done it, she has successfully proven bigfoot does not exist.

    congrats.

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  44. May I ask why none of this latest bigfoot hype is not on any news channel? Or did I miss it? Anyone? I would think at least FOX news would do a story on it at least

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    1. theres no story

      bigfoot is still not accepted by science

      just another day

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    2. It may be even too nutty for Fox.

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    3. I wonder if FOX will cover the Dyer hoax part 2?

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  45. I actually called Adrian Erickson,I hung up before anyone answered but he saw my number and called me back.I told him that I had rethought talking with him but he was nice enough to chat with me.I asked him what he thought about the paper being self published and he backed up Melba's story about the lawyer from the other journal pulling them out of it,he saw it as no choice but to self publish,he figures the scientific community here as being too scared to acknowledge bigfoot,he seems pretty pissed about putting a lot of money and time into it just to get short sheeted.He's mad at the US wich I understand,although I shall note here that no Canadian journal published it either,I didn't mention this with him.He threw out the word gigantopithicus when talking about the scientific reaction,I asked him possibly about Denisovan or if he really thought they were gigantopithicus.He said they were a human like off shoot and left it at that,I explained that I do live in the city and had never seen one and asked what they looked like.He said that they varied in feature,looking differently from each other but that the did indeed have human characteristics,he told me he's seen them on many occasions.I thanked him for taking the time to talk to me because he's sure to be bombarded with questions on this,I asked if he would release the rest of his footage and he said he didn't know,I also asked him about Todd Standings bigfoot shots and he told me Standing is the real deal and believe it,I've heard this before from Rush so I'm going to choose to do so.Erickson sounds pissed off and a little tired,wich I understand,I appreciate him giving me some time and his opinion and insight.His number is on his site so I would guess any of you can call him,just be respectful,this guy did put a lot into this and I don' t think he sounds too happy with the outcome.The fact that he stands by Melba says a lot to me so I'm going to back her paper,BUT I will not shell out 30 bucks for it.Thats my story and its true

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    1. Thanks for sharing this rumferlife. it was more interesting than most of these other comments

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    2. Thats the first bigfoot big I've talked to in person,sincere angry guy

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    3. Hey Rum didn't your friend Rush meet Ketchum and thought she was a bit loopy?

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    4. rum thanks for taking my word for it. As far as Melba, I just had a bad experience with her that had me questioning her credibility. I stand by what I have said previously and will always do so. I've never talked with Adrian, but I've been told he is a stand up guy.

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    5. If this is true, and he really did say Todd Standing was the "real deal", I don't put much faith in Erikson's footage.

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    6. And what would be the reason for not releasing what he has now?

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    7. Thanks Rumerlife. Quite bold on your account and person 3:12 is right. All we are seeing is a small outtake of the total project and probably far from the best. How good the rest is I do not know. I do know I heard an interview with Dr. Bindernagle last spring and Erickson had shown Bindernagle quite a bit of his research. Dr. Bindernagle was very impressed with what Erickson has and was disappointed that it had not been made public yet. I got to talk with Dr. Bindernagle one on one last spring for about 15 minutes. I had so many questions for him and completely forgot to ask him about the the Erickson film and kicked myself the whole way home.

      I probably will spend the $30 however my qualm will be not understanding the scientific wording of the matter.

      Again I appreciate you calling Mr. Ericson and sharing what you learned.

      Chuck

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  46. Screw the Ketchum DNA report, I want to see the autopsy photos of that char-broiled Big Bear Lake aquatch.

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  47. God how many people are actually going to be stupid enough to purchase this garbage for $30.

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  48. EARTH TO MULDER....

    NOT WORKING OUT QUITE THE WAY YOU THOUGHT EH ?

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  49. Just heard on CNN that the Cop's set the fire to burn out the Chris Dorner dude. Awesome!

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  50. Filming a sleeping subject but couldnt get a shot of its head or adopt a position that allowed a better view? I could get some pretty conclusive hd video of my sleeping wife with no need to hide behind brush. And if i woke her we'd have some real conclusive proof of her existence other than my 3 kids. Please dont buy this, it's poo!

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    1. Getting a headshot (or "exposing" the face and head as I like to say) would have been devastating. This video wouldn't exist if they did that. They're hoaxing here, not trying to get proof. Pfohl, Erickson and all the rest are hoaxers to the max!

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  51. This is absolutely hysterical. I for one can not wait for real scientists to shred her work. The only way this works out is if this was some long planned publicity stunt for a docu-drama movie like Blair Witch or The Fourth Kind. Otherwise, this is like watching a train wreck in extreme slow motion. The good news is that crows are currently safe from being ingested in large quantities.

    The last days of the Dr Ketchup saga.

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  52. all we need now is the smeja documentary and the dyer body to complete the trilogy

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    1. As it stands right now the Dyer body has the most evidence. It may all turn to crap, but as it stands Smeja doesn't have a thing to stand on except his story.

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  53. Usually I don't read sightings. After reading this little gem I had to share it:::)


    "I saw him walking up by the water tower, but never saw him close enough that time. That was a few years back.When i saw him flying on that weird contaption, I thought that he sort of resembles those federal agents that attacked Waco. Remember the suits were black.


    I had raced to Smith road where I got in front of it. At that point I saw the face. It looked like the face was covered to right below the eyes.

    It has been a while since this occured a few years or so back. I am getting older as the days pass.Someday, if the right team comes alng, i would like to go under hypnosis. I believe that I may have even been abducted in August 22 2006 when I saw the UFO that changed my life. Since that time...I have really been intriqued by this creture. I just know that the two are linked.

    Something I must mention. I pour over old sightings on a daily basis. The other day I came across the article by Vance Orchard where he had talked with an old woman that lived on the Coppei Creek back in the 20's. She had mentioned that these creatures craned their necks like an owl.

    When I read this, I quikly looked back into my mind of the moment that I hade got in front of it. As it turned into the field and traveled away from me , i recall that it craned its neck like an owl.

    My neighbor said something the other day that opened a new avenue for me. He said that he thinks that these are robots.It is hard to say, but that is a possibility. Maybe what i saw was remote controlled. I strongly doubt this though. I am sure it was a Bigfoot."

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    1. Then frame of mind presented in the "account" is a perfect example of the intelligence this joke of a field is comprised of. The VAST majority of bleebers are represented in that story.

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  54. LMFAO, well well well..........I hope it hurts all of you degenerate scumbag morons real real bad. There's nothing like being right. I said shed do nothing in the end but self promote and low and behold I was right, as usual.


    You douchebags had many a sleepless nights sitting up just writhing with anticipation that this was going to be a serious study. LMFAO @ you schmucks. The goal was to prove the existence of Sasquatch and she FAILED MISERABLY. She had to resort to self promotion because NOT ONE credible scientific journal took her seriously.


    What an epic failure for you turds and I love it. Did the warning signs seriously not clue you dummies in?

    Her DNA lab received a Grade: "F" from the Better Business Bureau. She shut down her business. Her horses had their hair braided by Bigfoot. She communed with a family of 5 regularly BUT never showed proof.


    I just hope some of you take it so bad that you never click on another Bigfoot site again. You deserve it so much for being so patently retarded.

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    1. Bigfoot sites aren't really about bigfoot, dude.

      They're about slowing down and rubbernecking at a car accident.

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    2. Sho-nuff! That is the ONLY reason I come here. The comedic value is never-ending, guaranteed.

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